Those scoundrels!

We knew about brads and brad paraphernalia in our public schools, but we never dreamed that the Parent Corporation would stoop to spying on school children at home! Okay, so we dreamed it, but we didn't think that even they would stoop that low. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not appalled by this behavior, but we are at the same time pleased that the bankruptcy protection is causing some of these lesser-known activities to come into the public arena. We are confident that once the public knows more about the Parent Corporation that they will do the right thing and eschew them and their nefarious office products.