Wednesday, February 17, 2010

One more avenue of financing gone...

We are pleased to report that the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch has been dealt another blow. A judge has found a dozen French wine makers guilty of passing their wine off as a more expensive variety in order to increase their profits. We estimate that this wine scam has accounted for nearly half of the Parent Corporation's advertising budget in recent years, suggesting that they will have to scale back their advertising for a while. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not pleased with these little triumphs!

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