Update

We haven't posted much over the holiday break, but that's because most of our time has been spent following up on messages we have received from people claiming to know more about "Viktor" and his background than we have published. We would like to state, first of all, that the vast majority of the stories circulating right now are nothing more than fabrications. We have been able to prove all but one patently false. It may come as a shock to some of you that "Viktor" wasn't one of the original Teletubbies, and that he didn't invent Silly Putty, but we can assure you that the stories are not true.

The one story we haven't been able to prove false yet is that "Viktor's" mentor in the orphanage, who called himself "Lord Victorious," was actually not an orphan at all and had been sent to the orphanage for the express purpose of teaching "Viktor." We have tried every angle we can think of, but there simply is not enough reliable information about this alleged orphan mentor to draw any sort of conclusion. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not cautious with our statements, which is why we would like to make it clear that we are not saying that the story is true, just that we haven't proven it one way or the other yet. If you have any information about "Lord Victorious" please contact your local GPD office. Thanks for your support, and now that we have completed the bulk of our investigations we hope to posting with more regularity!