A correction

We apologize for the confusion, but for reasons we are not at liberty to discuss just yet we are certain that our eye-witness to the apparent death of our chief operative "Viktor" was lying, and that "Viktor" is, in fact, dead. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not committed to truth and full disclosure, and so it pains us whenever we have to withhold information from the world. Let it suffice, however, for now, that we are sorry for having misled any of you and we hope that when our reasons become clear that you will understand why we cannot discuss it more fully here and now.