Friday, January 8, 2010

Lord Victorious?

Our recent plea for information regarding the mysterious "Lord Victorious" has turned up some interesting leads, most notably two individuals who, interestingly, claim to be none other than "Lord Victorious" him or herself. We have always assumed "Viktor's" mentor was male ("Lord" is, after all, a masculine title), but, now that we have re-examined the evidence in light of this new development we realize that "Viktor" never made the gender of his mysterious mentor clear.

Both individuals are approximately the right age and both have stories that have held up under our initial scrutiny, but we know that it would be very improbably for both people to have been "Lord Victorious" unless of course the title is akin to the title of "Dread Pirate Roberts," which is something we haven't been able to verify as of yet.

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not thorough, so we will be letting you know the results of our further investigations as soon as we have something to report!

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