A new development

While we have been busily studying all of the leads provided to us by the whole "Boris" affair we have run across a few interesting situations such as this one, in which a man appears to have a horn growing out of his head. We don't want to be alarmist or anything, but we did do a background check on Mr. Yuanfan and found that he has long been an advocate of what we call dangerous office products. He is 84 now and has been a brad user for most of his life. He has been instrumental in promoting scrapbooking and related arts for many years, and we believe that this prolonged intense exposure may be responsible for his horn. Just one more reason to say "no" to brads!