Happy Holidays from the GNU Public Dictatorship!

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not festive, which is why we would like to wish you a happy holiday season, whatever your religious beliefs. Unless, of course, your religious beliefs include brads and/or hole punches, in which case we do not wish you to enjoy your December festivities. Unless, of course, you renounce your evil beliefs and celebrate more traditional festivities. Regardless of your persuasions we hope you enjoy a brad-free holiday season!