Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Where are the Allies?

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we were nothing if not pleased to discover earlier this year that we have some Allies in the fight against evil office products, but as of late we have been saddened to discover that it has been three months now since we have had any contact with the Allies. We would like to believe that they are up to another of their secret missions designed to thwart the evil designs of the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch, but we have no evidence to support that theory. Perhaps they are resting, or perhaps they have finished with us and moved on to other fights. Of course there is always the possibility that they aren't our allies at all, and that they just aligned themselves with us earlier this year due to a random confluence of our goals at that time. Officially we're going to state that we believe them to be organizing some grand scheme, but privately we ask each of our supporters to keep their ears and eyes open for signs of the Allies.

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