Can't decide on a price for your lawn mower? Try eating your beard!

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not committed to harmony among all people, which is why we try our best to provide useful advice to our supporters in this and other forums. One area in which we have seen significant confusion is the art of price negotiation, especially within the more "civilized" societies. Case in point: these individuals who couldn't decide on the right price for a lawn mower and made the seller eat his own beard. The Board of Dictators has long been working on this issue, and we have made some headway, although we still haven't convinced the networks that The Price is Right is part of the problem. We are making progress, with incidents such as the one mentioned earlier are down 45.9% in the last three years, but we know that we cannot rest until the price truly is right and nobody is forced at knife and gunpoint to ingest his or her own hair.