What they won't tell you about "Bullet-Proof Custard"

The recent announcement of liquid armor (or bullet-proof custard) by BAE Systems has been hailed as a once-in-a-lifetime breakthrough by many around the world, but there are some nefarious things about this technology that they won't tell you. A secret report authored by The Allies (and currently being verified by "Viktor" himself) shows that this "custard" is not really made of a shear-thickening liquid, but of a suspension of nano-robotic creatures. The nano-robotic creatures have been programmed to stop a bullet in this case, but the limits of this technology have yet to be reached. Today it may be "bullet-proof custard" but tomorrow it may be a self-aware robotic slime mold that can infiltrate even the most advanced filtration systems to take out targets chosen by secret agents. Even if BAE Systems doesn't know anything about the nano-robotics we cannot afford to be complacent, especially since they seem to be in contact with several pro-brad groups around the world.