Thursday, May 6, 2010

Please get on this right away, Mr. Medvedev

We have been voicing our security concerns about Kirsan Ilyumzhinov's apparent visit with aliens for some time now, but due to less-than-perfect relations between the country in which we live and Russia we haven't been able to get anyone there to investigate the incident, which is why we created an independent commission to answer the question of whether Mr. Ilyumzhinov could have revealed any information which would compromise the safety of world citizens. After all, he is a high-ranking Russian official and might have access to such information. We are pleased that Andre Lebedev, a Russian MP, has now taken this same crusade as his own and is asking Russian President Dmitry Medvedev to formally investigate the incident. Our commission has found no evidence as of yet that the aliens gained any useful information from the alleged encounter, but we would definitely appreciate another investigation to validate our findings.

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