Patience

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not concerned for your well-being, which is why we occasionally pontificate on moral virtues. Today we would like to extol the virtue of patience by giving an example of a man who, if he had waited twenty more minutes, would have (1) not been in jail, and (2) had lots of money. While we don't recommend waiting inside your local Wal*Mart and stealing cash, we are saddened by the fact that if this man, who hid in the store, had been patient enough to wait for the employees to open the store he wouldn't be in the predicament he is in. Instead he would be in an entirely different predicament--being the subject of a manhunt.