We would like to officially announce that we are accepting applications to fill the position of "meat carver." The successful applicant will have seven or more years experience carving poultry and/or ham in a professional setting and must be willing and able to travel worldwide.
At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not excited to fill this new position (which, incidentally, has been created due to some minor "incidents" over the recent Christmas break at several of our local GPD offices) which will (1) free up our GPD officers so that they can focus on other aspects of the parties, (2) allow for excellence in carved meats, and (3) reduce our insurance costs. Please feel free to forward this job notice to anyone you may feel would be qualified.
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