Friday, November 20, 2009

A possibility?

We have been fairly certain that the motives of the dismemberment of Jacob Gehris were primarily based on hiding what Mr. Gehris was working on and in discouraging people from following in his footsteps, but an anonymous tip (of admittedly dubious sincerity) has us researching whether they were trying to amass his body parts for some sort of twisted museum exhibit, like they did to Galileo. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not skeptical of this explanation, but as it is now all over the blogosphere we wanted you to know that we are, in fact, investigating it.

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