Please don't panic!

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not committed to a better society, but the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch does not make things easy. While we have been busily reconstructing the world economy to suit us (and you, of course) better the UBHP has been systematically reducing Eggo waffle inventories to the point that there will be a shortage next year. We would like you all to know that there is no need to panic as the GPD we have significant stores of Eggo waffles in undisclosed locations. If you are affected by the waffle shortage, please contact your local GPD office and fill out form EG-9123H: Request for Eggo Waffles. Again, there is no need to panic as you will be able to get enough waffles!