Act before thinking... or is it think before acting...

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we have long held the opinion that there are multiple classes of people living on the earth. Many cultures have formalized this difference, including the Indian caste system and the Italian fascist movement under Benito Mussolini, but we believe they went too far. In fact, as we have previously made clear, the GPD is opposed to all forms of discrimination. We have no plans to create a formalization of the class system as such a system would inevitably foment discrimination.

Even so, however, the fundamental class of a person is sometimes apparent, as in this case of a woman driving drunk to pick up her friend who was already picked up for DWI. We'll leave the class determination as an exercise for the reader.