Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Restitution?
In our mail today we received 34 boxes of dry erase markers, which, although it may not initially sound significant, is the exact number of dry erase markers that our former operative "Natasha" absconded with when she left us to join "Edgar". At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not cautious, which is why we won't be able to say that this is an overture from "Natasha" until we get the forensic analysis of the markers and the packaging or until we see anything further from "Natasha", but along with the rumors that "Edgar" and "Natasha" are having difficulties there are clearly indications that "Natasha" may be attempting to reach out for help. She already returned the dry erase markers she took, but we are having trouble deciding why we would receive 34 boxes at this time. Our current thought is that she is trying to reach out to us and mend the bridges she so cruelly burned. Either that, or she or someone else just wants us to think that she is attempting a restitution. We'll let you know when we know more.
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