"Natasha"

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not well-informed, which is why we have known for a long time that "Natasha" opposed her husband's plans to join the GNU Public Dictatorship's Board of Dictators.  Recent information we have gathered, however, begins to shed some light on why she might not want him to be a member of the GPD.  We always figured that it had to do with a few bridges she burned on her way out as a GPD operative and we know she took some of the stationery and office supplies when she left.  We figured she was just trying to avoid an awkward situation where she had to explain to us where the 34 boxes of dry-erase markers are now, but as it turns out she had very little remorse about the office supply theft.  Recently intercepted communications between "Natasha" and her mother revealed that she believed the GPD would simply forgive the theft and brush it off as a business loss.  (Incidentally, she is only partially correct.  We have written it off as a business loss already, but if and when we resume relations with "Natasha" we do expect her to either replace the supplies or work off their value.  Alternatively she could choose to stay in the GNU Public Dungeons for an extended vacation.) Anyway, to make a long story a little shorter, "Natasha" is more concerned that "Edgar" is selling himself short and that instead of working for "The Man" (At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not surprised by being referred to as "The Man," but we suppose it was inevitable) he should strike out on his own and succeed or fail on his own merit.  She has apparently been attempting to poison "Edgar's" relationship with us through various nefarious means, and has apparently recently turned to framing "Edgar" for dastardly deeds he didn't commit.  We are still trying to determine how many of them she committed herself and how many she just took advantage of, but we are certain that, while she apparently wants to continue our crusade against evil office products, "Natasha" has declared herself an enemy of the GPD.  The Board of Dictators is therefore compelled to suspend her privileges of working with our operatives and we will be sending our collections agents to retrieve the purloined office supplies before the statute of limitations kicks in.