Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Our Condolences

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not concerned with the welfare of others, which is why we feel we need to extend our condolences to "Edgar" as the latest chapter in his bizarre saga begins to unfold.  We can't release many details yet (until our operatives have a chance to review all of our data) but it appears that he withdrew his name from consideration for membership in the Board of Dictators not because he does not want to be there, but because his wife (our former operative "Natasha") apparently asked him to.  We are working out the details, but initial reports that "Natasha" had been framing "Edgar" appear to be more than simple rumors.  We'll let you know more as the story unfolds.

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