At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not magnanimous, which is why when our former operative "Natasha" returned the dry-erase markers she had taken when she defected to join her beau in opposing us we decided to downgrade her status from "most likely evil" to "not completely trustworthy." This reconciliation with "Natasha" is an important step in focusing our efforts where they belong rather than keeping track of "Edgar" and "Natasha." While we know that "Natasha" is still a member of a group that is not completely aligned with our interests, we also know that we have a lot in common with her husband "Edgar" and his movement. We won't be merging with "Edgar" and his "Rule by Edgar" movement, but we will be able to fight to crush the remaining embers of the Parent Corporation and the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch. Unfortunately their zeal does not extend as much to the New Company and its threats, but we'll take support when we can get it.
On another note, there is still no word from the New Company or its operatives, and we are beginning to be very worried about their next move. Please let your local GPD office know of anything suspicious or any information you might have been able to gather about the New Company's evil schemes.
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