Wednesday, May 8, 2013

The time is now

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not valiantly fighting against evil, which is why we have been apprehensively watching developments since the New Company went silent with their cryptic message "the time is now."  It now appears that our fears were overblown.  The "time" that was "now" was the time for the New Company to steal the patented churro recipe that our reluctant ally "Edgar" has been using to finance his operation, and the New Company was unable to acquire the recipe.  We would like to thank our vigilant operatives for helping to thwart their operation, and we would like to congratulate "Edgar" on the strength of his defenses.  We'll share more details about this operation as we feel appropriate, but you can rest assured that the time was not now!

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