Interesting developments

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not surprised that the New Company has not yet come forward to take responsibility for the many tragedies of late.  We suspect that they were probably involved in the bombing at the Boston Marathon (although the FBI has refused to release whether or not brads were used in the bomb), the fertilizer plant explosion in West, Texas, and in the earthquake in Iran near the Pakistani border, among other things.  What surprised us more, however, was that they haven't been heard from at all since a cryptic communication released two weeks ago stated simply that "the time is now."  Rumors are flying around that they have disbanded, but we suspect that they have not.  Others speculated that they have been stepping up their war against humanity and all that is decent, but our operatives haven't even been able to find most their operatives for the last week or so, and those that we can find seem to be doing nothing much.  We are asking our supporters to keep their eyes and ears open, although closing your ears would be quite a chore, and to tell us about anything they observe regarding the New Company or its operatives.

On a separate note, "Edgar" and his wife "Natasha" have been making overtures to us implying that they would like to reconcile and work together, citing a change of heart and a drop in churro sales.  We have always been clear that we will accept them if they are sincere, and we are working to verify their sincerity as we speak.  "Natasha" did, for instance, give us 34 boxes of dry erase markers...