Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Manatee Gray

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to the well-being of everyone, which is why when Target recently made a "mistake" in labeling their plus-sized gray dress as "manatee gray" while their regular-sized gray dress was labeled "heather gray" we were deeply offended.  We have tried to contact Target with our concerns but have not met with anyone yet.  We find it incredibly insensitive that they would choose to label the dresses the way they did, and we think that they should apologize.  We have been able to quell the impending riots among our supporters, but not all manatees support us as of right now.  We hope enough of them do to keep this from getting out of control!

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