The horror!

It is with great sadness and disappointment that we report that the rumors are true, that the New Company has indeed infiltrated 432 of our GNU Public Dictatorship county offices worldwide and set off brad bombs just as our celebration of their demise got underway a few minutes ago.  Initial media reports have suggested that there were thousands killed, but we believe those numbers have been exaggerated.  According to our operatives there were far fewer casualties.  Rest assured that the GPD will pursue their operatives relentlessly until we have caught them all and made them pay for this monstrosity!