Another victory

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to overcoming our enemies, which is why we were very pleased to note that Consumer Reports finally studied our government against other forms of government.  They gave us five stars in each of efficiency, checks and balances, resistance to special interests, requirements of citizens, and potential for good.  No other form of government was so highly rated, and our ratings in these areas exceed "Constitutional Monarchy," "Parliamentary," and "Democracy" combined.  We received four or four and a half stars in all other rated categories including propaganda and law enforcement.  While we know that Consumer Reports isn't choosing our next form of government, we find it comforting that they recognize our greatness!