At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not glad that we finally understand many of the problems that have led to our current human/non-human supporter crisis, and we're nothing if not thrilled that it doesn't appear to be the New Company or even the Parent Corporation. At the same time, however, we are a bit distraught at what we have found out.
Our break came when we discovered an apparent mistake in a news article about the recent wildfires. The first sentence explains that homes in Colorado Springs are being destroyed; not by the fire raging there but by the "wildfires raging across six US states." As is always the case in such cases we directed our operatives to verify or dismiss the idea, and when they came back and said that it was indeed the case that all of the wildfires in the western United States at the moment are being used to destroy homes in Colorado Springs through the use of some sort of satellite heat transfer system (which, by the way, we have summarily destroyed) we began our investigation in earnest. It turns out that the heat transfer system was registered to an entity calling itself "Allied Solutions" and that it had been created over the last two years without fanfare and had been advertised as a weather monitoring system (one of our operatives had discovered the heat transfer system and had used his influence to get his message printed in the new article. Unfortunately, he is now missing and presumed dead). We won't go into all of the gory details of the investigation, but, as you may have guessed, "Allied Solutions" doesn't really exist. The paper trail we did discover (we got the jump on them by acting more quickly than they had expected) led us to some familiar names and faces, and before long we found ourselves looking at the group we had called the Allies.
We had thought the Allies were with us, and they have proven useful in our fight against brads, but we have never fully understood their motivations. If the trail that we discovered has not been tampered with, it appears that they have been trying to use the wildfires to drive home the point that humans will defend their own habitats much more quickly than they will defend the habitats of non-humans, and that therefore our promise of equal rights for all is nothing more than political posturing. We are deeply saddened by this libelous accusation and hope that we have misunderstood. The trail showed further evidence that many of the other incidents that have strained relations among our supporters were instigated by their operatives.
At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to equal rights, but we must also admit that, as in any decision, a variety of factors are considered when limited resources are applied to problems such as wildfires. In general, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one. When the ones exerting their efforts are the few, however, the equation often reverses. We ask all of our human and non-human supporters to come together and understand that we do believe we can all live together in harmony and peace.
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