Tragedy!

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to keeping the world safe from evil, which is why when evil scores a point or two we get very frustrated.  At this point it appears that while we were working on the mystery of "Gertrude" the New Company somehow killed Dick Clark.  We regret this tragedy and vow that we will not let our mistrust of our enemies keep us from paying attention to what they are doing.  Their sleight of hand was calculated and well-executed, but it is no excuse for our falling for it.  We're sorry.