Greetings, loyal supporters of the New Future. I shake you warmly by the hand or use whatever gesticulation is considered an appropriate greeting by your culture.
At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not pleased by the progress of the mankind, but we are also the displeased when the things the mankind does not do are attributed to him or her. Take
this, for example, where the people are complaining that the government is releasing the toxic chemicals into the air to combat the global warming. Nothing could be further from the truth. In reality, it is the extraterrestrial beings that want to inhabit your world that are terraforming it for you. Be sure to thank them!
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