Forgive me, iPod, for I have sinned...

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not pleased with innovation, but we are reluctant to embrace technology that relegates decisions based on spiritual ideas to machines. Apparently the developers of this app have no such reluctance. Some of our supporters may find our declaration worrisome, but we ask them what would become of the GPD without the innovation supplied by the Board of Dictators? Hey, that's not a bad idea...

Update: The Board of Dictators has approved the experiment. For the next week or so we will leave all of our duties to computers. We just hope it won't turn out like "The Ultimate Computer."