At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not thorough, which is why we are always running product compatibility tests in the background. We have tested innumerable combinations of products including using an iPhone while sitting on the most common office chairs. Most of the time, as was the case with the aforementioned iPhone experiments, we find nothing statistically significant. Occasionally, however, we stumble upon serious adverse reactions when combining unrelated products.
One such reaction that we recommend avoiding at all costs is the recently-mentioned smart clothes and North Korea's new Super Drink. Simultaneous use of both of them has nearly cost one of our testers her life, and several other testers were nearly injured in the incident. We would honor the testers publicly, but we wouldn't want to blow their cover just yet.
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