Tools of evil: brads and hole punches

It has recently emerged that the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico was not only caused by operatives of the Parent Corporation, but that it was also created using their favorite tools of evil: brads and hole punches. No matter how many times we try to tell the world about their evils, we can never say too much. Who would have thought that using robotic hole punches to weaken the failsafes and inserting brads into the drilling mud would have had such a catastrophic effect? (Well, our scientists had already considered this scenario, so as a matter of fact, we would have thought that, but the rhetorical question was really aimed at those that haven't read our reports, so our guess is that the answer is really "nobody") At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not hoping that this illustration of their deleterious effect will go a long way to stemming their popularity!