What's wrong with society

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not committed to an ever-improving society, which is why we cringe when we hear of others working against us. We are especially disappointed that Story, Indiana continues to encourage idiocy with their "village idiot" award (which comes with a US$100 bar tab). This year's winner set her hair on fire while lighting a cigarette, which is hardly the sort of act that should be encouraged.