Letting Sleeping Professors Lie

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not concerned about protecting productive members of society from miscreants who try their best to harm or discourage others, which is why we have been pushing for nose-recognition devices at airports and other public places. We were pleased to find that these devices were used to ascertain that professor Kris Lines posed no threat to the airplane he fell asleep on, but we were less thrilled to hear that he was left on the plane after it was moved into a hangar. Even with mild outdoor temperatures the temperature inside a parked car can climb much more quickly than you might expect. We urge caution in leaving children or professors in parked aircraft, even if you don't plan to take long.