Friday, June 28, 2013

Safety

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to ensuring your safety, which is why we are endorsing software that will, when you are visiting our GPD County Offices, inform you that actions you are about to take would be considered betraying us and not let you do it without an override password.  Our goal is to eliminate accidental treason on our premises.  It should be at least as effective as this gem, which prevents you from using a specific brand of 3D printer to accidentally print a firearm.  We think that protecting people from accidental mistakes will be an effective way to prevent people with intent to harm us from being able to do so from within the confines of our offices, and thus enhance safety, as long as people use our offices to commit treason, which sounds entirely reasonable.

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