Evidence of UFOs?

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not willing to do whatever it takes to get an audience, which is why we titled this post the way we did.  We actually don't have any direct evidence of unidentified flying objects, at least not the kind that are rumored to come from somewhere not on this planet.  Unless of course you count items that float through space.  I suppose they are flying in some sense of the word, and with the immensity of space it would be no leap of logic to surmise that there are items floating through the immensity of space that we haven't identified yet.  Anyway, most of the time the term UFO tends to imply something that is flying with a purpose--either because it is intelligent or because it is being flown by something intelligent, and we certainly don't have any evidence of those.  The real reason we titled this post with something as exciting as UFOs is that we wanted to attract a wider audience so they would read that we are increasing our alert level to R8, and that we expect the Parent Corporation or one of its subsidiaries to launch a large attack against all that is good in the very near future.  Our operatives are working to prevent this disastrous possibility, but we wanted to make sure people knew so that they would be on their guard.