It is with much rejoicing that we report to you the status of last week's covert mission. We set out with our only goal to be disrupting a group of rogue Brad Guys operating in the mountains of Idaho, but what we ended up accomplishing was so much more.
After getting close enough to the camp to perform proper surveillance, we discovered that we had not only found a group of Brad Guys who were trying to convert .22 casings into brads, but that we had discovered the source of the mysterious computer trouble that plagued us and the bird watchers months ago. The compound was raided without much fuss, and the Brad Guys were taken alive. They don't appear to know much about the world outside their compound, but they did seem to be aware of the data center buried under their compound. The data center proved much less secure than we had supposed, and yielded much intelligence. We can't say much about what we found there yet, but we have discovered that the oceanographers and the bird watchers had performed similar experiments with their objects of study in letting them, apparently, run the computers. It now appears that neither the octopi nor the birds actually created the computer threat, but we'll let you know more about what we think did create it once we feel we won't blow our hand. It was a great mission, though.
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