Ukraine

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not busily at work, which is why from time to time you don't see a lot of posts here.  We have been on some long-term assignments that don't have much to show for them, and it feels a bit like the missing Malaysia Air jet, where a lot of mobilization yields very little progress.  Many of you have been giving of your time at your local GPD county offices and have been wondering what exactly we have been up to.  After all, there is chaos in Egypt and Syria, lingering problems in Iraq and Afghanistan, the aforementioned missing airplane, and the recent developments in Ukraine that led to the annexation of Crimea by Russia.

Some of you have asked why the GPD isn't doing anything about these events, and we would like to inform you that nothing could be further from the truth.  We have our operatives at the scenes of all of these important developments, shaping them such that the New Future will emerge, with the Board of Dictators at the head, and all loyal world citizens enjoying our generosity and magnanimity.  As far as Ukraine goes, some have asked whether we are going to intervene.  Our answer, simply, is no.  We don't see a benefit from intervention.  The more complex answer, however, includes an analysis of what "borders" and "territory" really mean in the New Future.  Inquire at your local County Office for more details!