Wednesday, September 11, 2013

A Waiting Game

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to doing what's right for you, which is why we hate to be not doing as much as we would like to at the moment.  Due to some threats from the New Company we have had to redirect some of our resources to watching them and preventing them from distributing brads to unsuspecting school children or using chemical weapons or other heinous acts that they have declared their intention to perform.  Unfortunately, this has kept our churro research center drastically understaffed, and we may not have a New and Improved Churro for quite some time.  "Edgar" has quite a lead in the churro space, and we were hoping to cut that down without infringing on his patent, but now we may just have to license his churro technology and hope for the best.  Anyway, here's to hoping that the New Company will do something stupid and call attention to themselves so we can use our resources more how we want to!

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