Progress

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to constant progress.  While we know that sometimes we may not progress as quickly as we would like to progress, we are always progressing.  The last few months have been slow if you use some of the more traditional measures of progress, such as measuring operations/day or new supporters/hour, but they have been tremendously productive.  We have spent a great deal of time restructuring the Board of Dictators and its surrounding institutions to make it more efficient and more able to quickly respond to threats from the New Company and other individuals bent on destruction and mayhem.  As a result, there has been less mayhem and fewer incidents, and as a result, fewer operations have been necessary.  Unfortunately, we have seen an increase in activity at the New Company in recent days, so we suspect we may have to play a more prominent role in your lives.  Just let us know when you will be showering or otherwise indisposed using form 532ERTU012-K so that we don't barge in on you unannounced.  Remember that this form should be submitted in triplicate no later than tomorrow evening in your local county GPD offices.  Don't procrastinate, and don't say we didn't warn you!