Unethical behavior of animals

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not committed to the ethical treatment of animals, but we do not use that commitment to justify heinous acts, regardless of who is committing them.  Most of our supporters understand this, but, sadly, some of them do not have the cognitive ability to distinguish equality from superiority.  It seems that some of our bovine supporters used our last message here (about the unethical treatment of a moose) to justify bullying their human neighbors and stealing their libations.  Our operatives were on the scene soon after the incident for damage control, and after the cows were collected they were informed that their actions were unacceptable.  They argued that they were just exerting their equality with humans, but after our operatives explained the likely outcome had a group of humans done what they did, they understood that they had made a mistake.

The cows involved in this incident are sorry for the trouble they caused, and have committed to make no such mistakes in the future.  Unfortunately, their IQs are low enough that we fear they may forget about this commitment.  We ask all of our supporters to keep an eye on the cows in their neighborhoods and inform their local GPD office if they find any raucous or rowdy behavior.