Decreased alert level: T55

The last few weeks have been eventful, but, thankfully, have also shown that the Parent Corporation is becoming less relevant all the time.  As a consequence of these new developments, our alert level is being lowered to T55 from its high of U32.  

Our operatives have been busy finding out all they can about what is going on in our enemies' organizations, and we can report that the Parent Corporation and the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch are so deeply embattled at the moment with internal strife that they are essentially no threat to the citizens of the world.  This may change at any moment, but for now they are not a serious concern.

Unfortunately, the New Company has been becoming more and more active in its attempts to destroy civilized society with its evil office products, so we'll call this a mixed blessing.  At least we know that, for now, we only have one real enemy to face.